cumberbitchsandwich:

strangelystatuesque:

I may be a shitty friend, but I’m your shitty friend.

gerard-gay:

i haTE it when people are like 

awww guys who are nice to their little siblings <3333333

guys who are sweet with old people <33333333

guys who respect their mothers <333333

guys who are glorified in society for doing things that are expected of everyone else because theyre the most basic forms of human kindness <3333

colorado-wannabe:

So in English class we had to draw a scene from The Great Gatsby. After the drawings were done the teacher was showing them to the class, and one drawing was a pic of Gatsby reaching towards at the green light, but in the drawing Gatsby didn’t have hands. So my teacher starts saying something like how this picture has hidden meaning and portrays the helplessness Gatsby feels, and the kid next to me just casually says “I can’t draw hands.”

I’ve mastered the art of not giving a fuck while simultaneously caring way too much

shutupmerlin:

My grandmother grew up in this tiny village in Barbados, and she was the only kid in the village to have a cricket bat. She used to play with all the boys, but then they started stealing the bat every time she bought it out of the house and saying that she couldn’t play because girls shouldn’t play sport. So one day she invited them to come play cricket, then set fire to the bat and made them watch it burn, so none of them could play cricket anymore. She was 11.   

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

*overdoses on chill pills* “am i cool yet” I ask in one final breath

lostwithoutmyconsultingdetective:

goldshirts-tightpants:

little-goose:

Excuse me but Into Darkness has been out for a week, why are there no posts talking about the fact that Cucumberpatch makes the face that suggests he’s going to steal christmas

I mean really

I HAVE BEEN SITTING HERE FOR A WEEK TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT THAT STUPID FACE REMINDED ME OF AND THIS IS IT. THIS IS IT. THE FUCKING GRINCH.

FINALLY SOMEONE ELSE CAUGHT THIS TOO!!